poop

poop
1. (poop) (6830↑, 1408↓)
Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.

even the soda at taco bell makes me poop.

2. (Poop) (4221↑, 883↓)
Abbr. "People Order Our Patties" The slogan used by diligent Krusty Krab workers.

Don't be a squidward\! Always remember, "POOP\!"

3. (poop) (3700↑, 1216↓)
a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your ass in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.

The poop shot out of my butt at rapid fire speed. As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.

4. (Poop) (2692↑, 631↓)
Poop has many catagories, and I shall explain said catagories to you. But firstly, poop is bodily waste that exits the rectum. 1. Petro Poop: A not-to-hard not-to-soft engorging poop, definatly the most enjoyable. 2. Hot Stick: A very hot feeling poop, these can sudenly pop up when in swimming pools, the poop greatly resembles The Reah, but not in its entirety. 3. The Reah: Some viruses feature this as a symtom, the poo is mushy, you have to go about 5 times a day, and you have to wipe about 17.3 times every time you go. No doubtidly the most dreadful type of poop. 4. Cheese Nickels: This genre of poop is when you sqweeze really hard and all that came out was a little yellow, skinny, creamy looking terd. Cheese Nickels usually replaces The Reah once you take a anti-reah pill. 5. Nickel of Death: Also known as constapation.

Drivin a merc is poop and hell for eternaty.

5. (Poop) (1807↑, 221↓)
Excretion from the anal cavity. See below for examples.

GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper. WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain. SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more. POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles. DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory) GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns. UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor. THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a Poop\!\!\! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

Author: R.Kellys My Bitch http://poop.urbanup.com/2043795
6. (poop) (2077↑, 688↓)
replaces any word that you're too lazy to think of

Can you go get me the poop?

7. (Poop) (1017↑, 380↓)
Early English term for "substance that emits from anus".

I shall poop on thee\!

Author: PersonWhoIsSomething-Lizterine http://poop.urbanup.com/1031697
8. (poop) (711↑, 317↓)
brown (sometimes green) digested waste material that squeezes out of your bung hole

always make sure you dont leave any poop on the seat

Author: dundlegrundelberrycherry http://poop.urbanup.com/43694
9. (Poop) (359↑, 31↓)
A blob in various shapes and sizes which exits you anus at various speeds. There are more than one type of poop: The Classic: The poop that warns you and says "Hey you have to poop" then you go, it slips out easily , and you only have to wipe once. AKA: The dream poop. The Shotgun: This poop is rather unpleasant. There is no warning and the poop says "YOU HAVE TO POOP NOW\! QUICK OR ELSE YOU WONT MAKE IT\!" so you sprint to the bathroom and start pooping before you even hit the seat. You are finished pooping within a matter of seconds but the wiping takes about 24.34 minutes. The Ice Cream Machine: This type of poop lives up to it's name well. It gives little warning but at least enough to put toilet paper on the seat if you're in a public restroom. It comes out as either a viscous liquid or a very chunky soup. This one is by far the longest one to wipe. The Houdini: This poop is a trickster. You know it came out but you never heard it hit the water. So you peek around to check the toilet...and it's gone\! The Tsunami: This is usually a very hard and large poop, but it can also be a shotgun poop. You are sitting and pushing away and it comes out. You are about to sigh in relief when a very cold splash of water laps your butt. Not a good time. The False Alarm: You are alerted that a poop is nearing your anus so you run into the bathroom and sit down. Unfortunately that poop turned out to be a very loud series of farts. The Liar: You have noticed your sphincter is getting a little antsy, so you head for the bathroom. You sit down and start pushing away but nothing comes out. But here it comes, you can feel it. You start pushing, it is a battle between the poop and human race. So eventually you win and you look in the toilet to see your accomplishment and to your surprise there is a M&M sized poop staring right back, mocking you. Jack the Ripper: This poop is too big. Plain and simple. A quarter sized hole can't plop out a half-dollar piece\! WHAT WAS MY LOWER INTESTINE THINKING?\! Last but not least... The Army: This poop is the most unpleasant of all. you got done pooping a pure liquid concoction and you wipe till your hole is sore. So you get up and your butt says "Oh no\!You're not done\! Sit back down there\!" so after another barrage or poop soup you wipe that painful hole again and stand up. and once again your butt disagrees with you. So you end up sitting on the toilet with your head in you hands asking yourself "WHEN IS IT GOING TO END\!?"

Man, last night i had a Houdini poop, it was weird...

10. (poop) (345↑, 219↓)
Food pre-digested for convenience.

I ate some poop last night.

Author: Cortana Dragoon http://poop.urbanup.com/1424354
11. (poop) (102↑, 22↓)
The brown stuff that comes out your anus. Could be a solid or liquid. Can contain corn and other contents. Classified as a number 2 Examples: The Clean poop: The one that comes out but when you wipe, There is nothing on the toilet paper. The Lincoln logger: A very long poop that seems to never stop coming out your butt. The Floater: The one that floats and sometimes comes back up the toilet after you flush. The Flog: The Floater Lincoln Logger. Corn Poop: The one that has corn in it. lol. The Power POOP: The one that you push really hard on and when it comes out, it's like a shotgun blast. The wet Poop/Shart: The one one where you wipe 100 times but there's still something to wipe. The splash poop: You sit down, take a fat dump, start to relax, only to have your butt splashed by toilet water. The Never-ending poop: The one where it takes you half a year to poop out. The false alarm: The one where you sit down, But the only thing that comes is a series of loud farts. The Disappointment poop: The one where you are practically having to push out with all your might but when you look in the toilet, You could swear you see a cocoa puff. The sudden poop: The one that suddenly comes out of nowhere and makes you sprint to the bathroom. Once your at the bathroom you just pull your pants off and start pooping even before you sit on the toilet. And last but not least, The Surprise poop: You think that you are about to fart but then you end up shitting your pants in public.

Billy had to poop but couldn't make it to the bathroom. He was then laughed at due to the brown coloration of his pants.

Author: azncommenter http://poop.urbanup.com/3726016
12. (poop) (181↑, 106↓)
Poop: (aka: Shit, Mr. Big, Butt-Mud) A smelly, oily substance thats is usually created by eating McDonalds, or an intoxicated late night binge at the local Taco Bell. Discharged from Uranus, "poop" is usually identified by it's offensive smell, and color changing appearence.

(Colors can very from "Baby Poo Brown", "Rum Bum Black", "Beer Butt Yellow" or the dreaded "Fuck me, I cant remember anything about last night, accept I killed a hooker, ate her brains, and took a poop in her mouth Green")

Author: MC KILLBOT 5000 http://poop.urbanup.com/1456230
13. (poop) (113↑, 40↓)
1. a rock solid or slimy peice of matter u can leave in the toilet for kindergarteners to look at. 2. something u call anyone. 3. something little kids think is a very naughty word...

1. "Ew...Chris left a piece of poop that looks like a banana\!" "Wats it taste like?" "hold on, let me check." 2. Ryan, ur such a piece of poop. 3. "Aw..poop"

Author: Chet and Josh http://poop.urbanup.com/881254
14. (poop) (117↑, 48↓)
P - People O - Order O - Our P - Patties

Causing them to poop\!

Author: The Dalai Lama http://poop.urbanup.com/2431310
15. (poop) (191↑, 136↓)
(verb) to bend off a usually brown colored mass from the [anus]. (noun) The bent off steamy loaf that girl debbie who works at safeway left on your chest last night. (adj) street slang meaning "cool"

(verb) damn girl, i've gotta poop. (noun) damn girl, i've got a poop. (adj) damn girl, you're ass is poop.

Author: dirty rinaldo http://poop.urbanup.com/503529
16. (poop) (62↑, 13↓)
Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types: The Poop Poop: Brown. Slithers out of your ass. Not very satisfactory, and not particularly painful. Causes moderate amount of crap left in your ass for you to wipe. The Quickie Dirty Poop: This poop bolts out of your ass like a rocket. It doesn't hurt. However, you have lots to wipe, as the inside of your ass will look like a rusty factory if you were to look inside. The Quickie Happy Poop: Bolts out of your ass. Clean. Painless. A welcome from the annoying "Winnie The Poop" Winnie the Poop: Moves a bit. Once your hopes get up, it gets stuck and refuses to move an inch. You will have to push like hell until Pooh comes out. Usually a sort of constipation. The Alamo Poop: You push and push. Similar to Winnie the Poop. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea. The Russian Poop: (AKA Diarrhea) You crap, and crap, and crap some more. It will not stop coming. The best idea is to keep pushing, and flush every five minutes. It will end eventually. This poop is really painful, and your ass will ache for a couple days because of all the wiping. The Peek-A-Boo Poop: You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and would appear to go down the hole. It will then constantly return to the surface to annoy you. Flush quickly when its at the top, or the poop will just slip back once you flush. The Ghost Poop: You will feel the crap crawling out, but you see nothing in the toilet. Sometimes a varient of the Peek-A-Boo poop. The Gassy Max: You will think its just a fart, but suddenly, a wet, smelly poop will appear. Generally comes a bit before Diarrhea. The Professianal Poop (AKA the American Poop) The moment your ass hits the toilet seat, this poop will flare out of ass. It is painful. It is not Diarrhea. It simply hurts, and not much comes out. Brace until its gone. The Friendly poop: Comes out of your ass easily. Feels good, and is pretty clean. This is the dream poop. The Titanic poop: A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size. The Giant poop: A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.

"I just took a poop today" "Poop is brown, mushy, and sometimes looks like a banana."

17. (poop) (127↑, 78↓)
An item that is commonly used in comical senses. Also used to disgust wife/friends/neighbors etc. Makes a great gift in a bag.

Hey Bill come check out this poo in here\!

18. (poop) (100↑, 57↓)
things that monkeys fling

get him bobo\!\! "thwap"

19. (poop) (46↑, 7↓)
Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here. CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole chunky peanut butter cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you stomach's hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges eat away at the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs up the house, and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell. So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.

I cant put an example for this poop, you have to experience it to comprehend it.

20. (poop) (47↑, 9↓)
It's what you doo.

The poop comes from within.

Author: The Aaron Man http://poop.urbanup.com/3226670
21. (Poop) (41↑, 8↓)
Fecal matter [caca] [poopy] [poo poo] [dung] [scat] [stool] [droppings]; Funny in theory, not in practice.

Saying you are going to poop on your brother's pillow while he sleeps will buy you some laughs. Actually pooping on your brother's pillow while he sleeps might just buy you a ticket on the crazy train that heads to the looney bin...

Author: Cosmic Dancer ofSWRUnderground http://poop.urbanup.com/4097582
22. (poop) (59↑, 35↓)
A corn log. Golden brown floater. Taking the kids to the pool. losing weight. A Cpt. Brown Eye Wink. long range torpedo.

Why's poop tapered at the end? So your ass hole doesn't slam shut.

23. (poop) (65↑, 45↓)
from spongebob squarepants People Order Our Patties

When you work at the Krusty Krab, you have to understand the phrase poop.

24. (poop) (38↑, 19↓)
1. hideous logs of different shapes and sizes that can be brown, green, black, or even red if you try hard enough. it also smells. 2. a popular spongebob acronym. 3. a funny word

1. My mom forgot to flush her poop down the toilet. 2. Squidward, just remember: POOP\! 3. Your face reminds me of poop.

25. (poop) (55↑, 42↓)
smelly stuff that is normally brown, green and sometimes black that comes out of your asshole. Girls sometimes shit on glass tables while guys lie underneath and beat off...yummy

My shit flew out of my butthole as fast as a black man escaping from jail.

26. (poop) (53↑, 43↓)
HAHA POOP is what comes out your BUTT that you didn't shove UP there originally\!

My bunny eats his own poop

Author: testicle whotly http://poop.urbanup.com/187209
27. (Poop) (22↑, 14↓)
God's magic candy, secreted from the human anus for our gastronomical enjoyment.

If you're low on cash but hungry for a special treat, scoop the poop off your bedsheets and give it a taste.

Author: unicorn=horsewithseatonhead http://poop.urbanup.com/3645849
28. (Poop) (50↑, 42↓)
1. Feces 2. What [hobo]s use to keep warm at night

Night night hobo, remember to cover up in poop so you don't catch a cold\!

29. (poop) (47↑, 39↓)
Crap. Feces. Shit. No matter how you say it, it still stinks like poop.

My poop turned black when I took Pepto Bismol.

Author: Poop Meister http://poop.urbanup.com/221028
30. (poop) (13↑, 6↓)
poop is the random big lump of brown(maybe even baby green depending on what u ate) that can explode out of your ass making a nasty sound. its like a kick to your ass but the other way around\!

Boy: mommy, my butt feels like it's just exploded\! Mom: Don't worry, that's just called poop. They come in many shapes, sizes, and colors\! Boy: Cool\! I want another one\!

Author: blehblehbleh55 http://poop.urbanup.com/4392388
31. (poop) (41↑, 34↓)
Brown stuff that comes out of your ass a few hours after you eat.

My poop was runny when I had diarrhea one day.

32. (Poop) (13↑, 7↓)
a word used in spongebob that stands for: P eople O rder O ur P atties

Mr. Crabs : hey spongebitch Spongebob: yes? Mr. Crabs: REMEMBER POOP Spongebob:WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT? Mr. Crabs: I WANT MONEY NOW GET ME SOME BITCH AND I MIGHT JUST PAY YOU Spongebob: cries and runs out the door

Author: beeotchluver http://poop.urbanup.com/5047646
33. (Poop) (10↑, 4↓)
a substance that comes out of your buttocks

The lady [pooped] in the back yard on a tree

Author: poopersonsijudiojmed http://poop.urbanup.com/4337605
34. (poop) (12↑, 6↓)
1.an amazing substance made of various bits of food and awesome pieces of such and such. 2. element(such as water, ground, fire, etc.) that includes various sizes and appearances...different dialects of this element.

1. Oh my good lordy lord that dinner tasted so much like a poop it wasn't even funny\! 2. The awesome mass and awe of that reminds me of poop\!

Author: Dr. T. Annenbaum http://poop.urbanup.com/3464959
35. (poop) (10↑, 5↓)
The shit that comes out of your ass, usually referred to as Shit, Crap or Taking the browns to the superbowl, Poop is smelly but can sometimes smell good when you eat the right foods. also it can change different colors too when eating the right foods..

1. "awww dave, i just took a big ass poop and my anus got bigger.. now its like a manhole." 2. "john\! holy crap\! i have to tell you something\! i ate twelve bags of skittles and i swear i pooped out a rainbow\!"

36. (Poop) (7↑, 3↓)
The Original: One that slips out easily, and you wipe only 1 time. The Infinite: one that takes 100 days to poop out. The Pooballs: a kind of poop that those not go in the water, it goes on your balls\! The DIFFERENT Pooballs: Poop shaped like balls. The Corn: Poop with corn in/on it\! The Suprise: You try to fart, but start pooping your pants in public\! The Drink: Pee coming out of your anus. The DIFFERENT Drink: kind of poop Jim had after a night of drinking. The DIFFERENT DIFFERENT Drink: [Dirrhea]. The I CANT POOP\! Poop: The kind of poop that won't come out. The Fart: You know what The Fart is. The Anus Steak Burger: Kind of poop after eating a burger. The Ice Cream Poop: Kind of poop after eating ice cream. The Shart Poop: Farting, but a little of poop comes out.

Jim: I had a night of drinking now i have to poop\!

37. (Poop) (28↑, 24↓)
N. 1) Anything unpleasant that you may step in or get splattered on you. 2) Solid waste expelled from your bum. 3) A "cover all" word used as a filler instead of giving an actual description of something. V. 1) The act of expelling solid waste from your bum.

N. Ah man\! I got poop on me. N. Get all your poop off my desk\! V. Be right back, I gotta go poop.

Author: Milkman1974 http://poop.urbanup.com/447638
38. (poop) (4↑, 1↓)
poop Though it generally means [shit] or [feces], when you poop something it can also mean you launch it or throw it very far.

Example A: Look at those football players, pooping their football around Example B: The cat was being annoying so I pooped him across the yard

Author: xXWhiteKnightXx http://poop.urbanup.com/5105028
39. (Poop) (4↑, 1↓)
Many definitions for different kinds of poop have been given, as well as the slang names for those different kinds. However, one type has been forgotten... The Meteor: AKA. "The Inferno" "The Napalm Rocket" "The Firelog" "Easy In, Not Out" "The Shooting Star" "The Ring of Fire" "Shitting Razors" "The Turdinator" or "The Hellraiser." This kind of poop only occurs under extreme conditions, and can be ranked by severity on multiple levels. The people who will experience this kind of poop are usually spice junkies or those with really poor indigestion. This kind of turd is characterized by the unbelievable burning sensation it causes as it leaves the anus. Depending on how callused and experienced one's digestive system is, this kind of poop can be either runny or solid or even almost blockage-like. The degree of burn it can stimulate varies as well. A dinner consisting of mild Jalapenos or Italian Red Pepper Flakes, or poor indigestion that leaves some acid in your excrement, may create a slight stinging sensation, whereas the consumption of an intense amount of Habaneros or Ghost Chilies can bring tears to your eyes and force you to bath your ass in cold water for relief as you beg for mercy. In addition, depending if the spicy dish is accompanied by something meaty, cheesy, starchy, or greasy, this kind of poop can either be semi-odorless, noisy and smelly, or in the worst case, nose crippling.

"I love the spiciness of Thai Curry, so I don't mind the level of heat I poop out eventually." "Oh God. I ate a Volcano Burrito for lunch this afternoon, and I'll swear I just shat a meteor\!" "I often compete in an annual contest to see who can consume the most Jalapenos in one minute. By now, I rather enjoy it. However, it's still easier going in than it is coming out." "That Tex Mex we had last night was good, but I was shitting razors this morning."

40. (Poop) (18↑, 15↓)
1.The brown stuff in the toilet that always puts the bathroom out of order at McDonalds 2. an insult that is used when you're too lazy to think of a better one

1. damn I went to use the bathroom in that gas station and the poop was all over the place, it was like a war zone\! 2. rick was acting like a poop last night.

41. (Poop) (7↑, 4↓)
A usually brownish blob that comes out your ass; either it shoots out or you have to push it out like your giving birth to it.

My poop shot out of my system like a rocket.

42. (poop) (23↑, 20↓)
a funny word

do you have to have an example to know what it is?

43. (Poop) (37↑, 34↓)
A substance excreted from the gastro-intestinal tract through the buttox. This deposited waste has no protiens or any other nutrients. This waste has no potential value as a food.

Chris: I had to "Poop" today. Christian: Can i have some? Chris: Sure, let me get it out of my colon\! Christian: How much is it? Chris: $25 Billion Christian: Here,I'll pay in cash... right... here. Uh.

Author: MasterCrusaderX http://poop.urbanup.com/340204
44. (Poop) (25↑, 22↓)
Brown Yicky Stuff

well my breath smells alot like poop

45. (poop) (4↑, 2↓)
Sub-atomic particles of fecal material known to cause great pleasure to the vast majority of those to behold it's wonders.

Josh quickly learned of his poop fetish.

46. (Poop) (3↑, 1↓)
Something beautiful that comes out of that unique, tight, usually pinkish-brown, scrunchy-like, with a wrinkly raisin-like texture, round hole in your buttocks. It smells of digested foods and gases, usually squishy but sometimes hard, can be long or short, and sometimes up to a foot long. Before this glorious item comes out, you might get the sensation of a fart-like poof that annoys others, it sometimes comes out in multiple squirts, with loud and disruptive noises, or in loud plops.

"Everyone poops\!" "Did you see that gigantic poop?" "Sittin on a toilet, takin a poop\!" butt, crap, hole, booty, turd, raisin

Author: Everyone poops http://poop.urbanup.com/4765385
47. (Poop) (6↑, 4↓)
1. Brown stuff (non-absorbed food matter) that comes in many shapes and sizes and exits the body via your ass\!\!\! *My examples are very funny\!

1.The Watermelon Poop: A Very large poop that will not come out; a.k.a. constipation. 2.The Turtle Poop: This poop is mean to you. When you push, it goes out; but when you stop, it goes back in. 3.The Brownie Batter Poop: This comes out a liquid, (Not the point), but when your done, and you look in the toilet, it looks like you crapped brownie batter from your ass. 4.The Pistol Poop: This poop Shoots out of your ass like a bullet fired from a gun. Related to the explosion poop. 5. The Explosion Poop: This poop is related to the pistol poop. This one shoots out of your ass, like the pistol poop, but its bigger; so when it hits the water, it makes a toilet water explosion and your ass gest wet. 6.The "MY ASS IS ON FIRE\!\!\!" Poop: This poop feels like lava when it comes out. Very painful. 7.The "Where is it?" Poop: You feel this poop come out and hear it splash; but when you look in the toilet, *POOF* its gone\! [cock], [penis]

48. (Poop) (4↑, 2↓)
The act of expelling feces and waste products out of one's anus. 99.9% of the time it ends in the toilet, .1% it ends up on someone's chest.

Gee I wish I hadn't eaten all that General Tsao's Chicken last night, I feel like I'm pooping out 24 karat diamonds.

Author: wishforthenight http://poop.urbanup.com/4035606
49. (Poop) (5↑, 3↓)
1. Bodily Waste that is removed from the body via the anus 2. a thing to say when you can't think of anything better 3. The greatest thing ever produced by humans

1. My poop looked like a comma 2. "Awwwww... poop." 3. Poop is delicious

Author: Mister Pinecone http://poop.urbanup.com/3880972
50. (Poop) (4↑, 2↓)
A brown stinky substance made by digestive food breaking down in your body system.

If you poop you are clearing out your insides.

51. (poop) (26↑, 24↓)
do you REALLY need to look this up

if you do ur brain is made of poop

Author: urf5uhjtgjth 8596 http://poop.urbanup.com/3076778
52. (poop) (1↑, 0↓)
A term used on Spongebob Sqaure Pants. People Order Our Patties

Don't be a squidward\! Just rember: POOP

Author: APersonYouDontKnow22 http://poop.urbanup.com/6228674
53. (poop) (8↑, 7↓)
comes from your butt

shitty poop

Author: master of da poop http://poop.urbanup.com/6096782
54. (Poop) (2↑, 1↓)
The greatest song in which has ever been heard performed by a unkown band called Acetone. It can be found on youtube by typing in "Poop Cody and Colby"

I listened to Poop the other day. It blew my dick off\!

Author: el senior buttrape http://poop.urbanup.com/5732700
55. (poop) (1↑, 0↓)
the stuff that comes out of your ass, with the exception of when you are constipated, varies in color from time to time, is sometimes runny and sometimes thick

look at that poop in the toilet, dude i pooped my pants, u piece of poop

Author: barack obama :) http://poop.urbanup.com/5416484
56. (poop) (5↑, 4↓)
people own our panties

hey i am girl who knows her panties are owned by guys. so I poop.

57. (poop) (1↑, 0↓)
the fecal matter excreted from an organism's anus

dog poop

58. (Poop) (24↑, 23↓)
Brown waste matter excreted from the "Poop hole", can also be excreted from mouth as many "butt-heads" have proven.

Some guy: "Aw wtf i just got pooped on" Some girl: "poop?" Some guy again: "ye, like from a butt"

Author: Grand master funk stuff chili chili bang http://poop.urbanup.com/2323036
59. (poop) (0↑, 0↓)
a large brown creamy dessert usually chocolate flavoured sometimes vanilla.

i went to my friends house and for dessert she made a lovely poop

Author: pooper dooper :3 http://poop.urbanup.com/6250504
60. (Poop) (0↑, 0↓)
Some types of poop include: The Perf-poop: This is the most enjoyable poop, it escapes quickly. The Pellet-poop: This is when you feel like you gotta go, so you go, but it comes out in pellets. The Sneak-attack: This one just doesn't even alert you. It just comes right out. The log: This one takes a high level of squeezing, but it comes out literally like a branch off a tree. The JK poop: This one starts to exit, but then crawls back in, causing a huge amount of pain. Definitely the worst poop and is never enjoyable. The confused: You squeeze so hard, you just keep peeing. The ghost: No matter how much you squeeze, and you feel it come out, nothing is there. The barely-made-it: It starts to come out, but hopefully you made it to the toilet.

Man, I just took a massive poop.

Author: 3245475678878678.. http://poop.urbanup.com/6234513
61. (poop) (2↑, 2↓)
solid waste that comes out your butthole and can hurt or burn at times

after i pooped, my butthole was on fire, literally

62. (poop) (3↑, 3↓)
a funny word your 3 year old son will interject into ANY conversation you are having regardless of it's content.

I love this poopy new dinner. I'm gonna give you poop kisses because I love you so much. I have a funny poop poop a doop thing to say to you, mom.

63. (poop) (5↑, 5↓)
People Order Our Patties Krusty Krabs motto: Spongebob

Remember POOP.

64. (Poop) (4↑, 4↓)
The 'thing in itself', of philosophers. Spinoaza's Substance.

"Poop is eternal, thats why shit keeps on happenin'" "I poop that i Poop, i am the shit and the excrement"

Author: Oops taut mafteah bitul http://poop.urbanup.com/3162766
65. (Poop) (11↑, 11↓)
A very tasty kind of chocolate.

Hey,man, you gotta try some of this poop. Its delicious\!

Author: sexybluesloth http://poop.urbanup.com/3039884
66. (Poop) (14↑, 14↓)
The best tasting thing in the world

"Me and Timmy took a poop, then put it in our hands and ate it\!"

67. (poop) (23↑, 23↓)
Shitty Brown Weed that is cheap

I got Some Poop Last night and didnt even get high

68. (poop) (17↑, 17↓)
Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate. Poop is not consistent.

Poo comes and goes and smells gross

Author: LilJOnWhattt http://poop.urbanup.com/1391149
69. (Poop) (2↑, 2↓)
An adjective used to describe a negative outlook on a noun.

My life is poop\! That's poop\! [replacement of "awful", "terrible" etc]

70. (poop) (32↑, 32↓)
Poop is stuff you make come out of your butt. Also, tired.

Billy pooped on the floor\! Man, am I pooped from the dance.

71. (poop) (30↑, 30↓)
a putrid and malodorous smelling compound, generally brown in color, that protrudes from ones anus as a form of human waste. Although generally firm in texture, it can be expelled in liquid form called diarrhea. On the contrary, it can be exudated in a harder firm form called constipation. Commonly though of as disgusting and nauseating.

Form of waste that can be found in normal, diarrhea, and constipation form.

72. (poop) (1↑, 2↓)
the breaking of wind

she poops when she walks and I am glad that i am downwind.

73. (poop) (1↑, 2↓)
The Splinter- When your poo is sharp and jagged. speedboat - shoots out of the hole so fast that it makes waves the bomb (splasher)- unexpected, when log hits the bowl and splashes up to wet your behind. the two-for-one - when you push so hard you accidentally pee a little. the centipede- when the bowel movement is long and slender in a ribbon-like fashion. the hot mess- when poop comes out steaming and scorches your hole. cooks choice- when whatver you had for dinner suddenly surfaces in the crap (most common=corn) the soiler- named after what it makes people do to themselves, it is alomost always unexpected, usually needing a whole roll of toilet paper. the wait-a-whole-hour - poop so stenchy it requires others to let it air out for a while. the firecracker - when there is loud noises erupting from your deirreire but usually no poop is actually discharged. the coco pebbles- when you thought you pushed out a log but it turns out to look like the cereal. the dirty bird- comes out chirping, never silent the lone star- when you only have one turd. the get-a-new-pair - when youve found you left some skid marks and/or a little rosebud in your bloomers. the dart- when the poop is right on target and shoots straight into the tunnel. the wrercking ball - literally destroys the toilet- usually requiring a plunger or plumber. aka the clogger. the releiver -most common to fat people , occurs when you are overly full and you poop and the pressure is relieved.

"jen grab the plunger\! ive got a wrecking ball\!'" "hahah. did you hear mark in the bathroom with his firecracker?" "awe man. not another soiler" "no kendyl\! dont eat those coco pebbles\!" poop

Author: the masters0258 http://poop.urbanup.com/5912848
74. (Poop) (2↑, 3↓)
A synonym for information, not so commonly used but definitely needs to make a come back

Dude, I got the poop on him, apparently he's a total player.

Author: YhcrananarchY http://poop.urbanup.com/4581186
75. (poop) (2↑, 3↓)
used in stead of curse words.

that piece of poop\!

76. (poop) (4↑, 5↓)
1. BLACK IRON POOP: A Poop Where You Get Up And You Get Scared Its Going To Drop On The Floor. 2.Pantie Poop: Only Gay People Say This. 3.WetCornPoop:Also Called WCP This Poop Is Very Rare. 4.PurplePoop: If This Applies To You Id See A Doctor Man\! 5.Furby Poop:This Comand To A Furby Is Very Serious. 6.Wet Stanky Poop:YIKES\! 7.Big Brown One: Probably Hurts Or Is Used To Make Fun Of CallOfDuty

bob loblaw:Hey jim jim:POOP bob loblaw:Aww That is Fantastical\!

77. (poop) (1↑, 2↓)
A more funny term for the ever hilarious swear word: shit.

Bea: Oh shit\! Izzy: no no NO\! There's a far more funny word for THAT Corrie: It's POOP\!\!\! **together laugh** HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\!\!\!\!

78. (poop) (1↑, 2↓)
it's brown, and it smells like bad breath. It is log like and falls outta your anus. It makes a plop sound, and you can look down, and see your poop swirling around in the water with toiletpaper. YUM

Hey, this tastes like poop you tasted poop before? WELL OBVIOUSLY\!

79. (poop) (2↑, 3↓)
This is what it is called when people who have a litter of kids have more. This is true when they cannot support them themselves but rely on welfare to support them. These families are called [breeder families.]

Both parents were unemployed and they had four kids but they went ahead and pooped out another.

80. (Poop) (6↑, 7↓)
People Eat Our Patties

According to Episode 32 of SpongeBob Square Pants Poop is known as People Eat Our Patties in the Krusty Krab Commercial

81. (poop) (1↑, 2↓)
The stuff that comes out your asshole, then squeezes out your ass cheeks and lands in the toilet, and the suff that makes the back of your pants sagdown when somthing exites you when spelled backwords-poop when mixed up-opop popo

I just took a massive poop i justed pooped myself because i saw a black,german,asian,chinese ching-chong,irish,russian,whit black,mexican,idian,turkey,chicken,vagina penis,asscumpussy fuck vagina,jewish person nice opop,popo

82. (poop) (7↑, 8↓)
brown stuff

i just pooped in the toilet

Author: thatkid1234567890 http://poop.urbanup.com/3531933
83. (poop) (3↑, 4↓)
a bowel movement emptying bodily waste from the butthole. The colors are different varies of brown.

Guy 1: hey im gunna go use the bathroom guy 2: [pee] or poop? Guy 1: poop guy 2: thats cool

Author: CM Scenester http://poop.urbanup.com/3509415
84. (Poop) (10↑, 11↓)
an abbr. for " Personifying Obstructive Over-exaggerated Problems"

Sarah Palin's speech was a bunch of poop.

85. (poop) (2↑, 3↓)
Used as a substitute for any overused and unnecessary curse words you don't want to say, but that will still express your consternation and/or exasperation at something that really bites.

Random person \#1: Hey, let's go get some donuts at the corner market. Random person \#2: Can't, my car exploded last night. Random person \#1: Poop\!

86. (Poop) (4↑, 5↓)
Something that every one dose, in various of ways upside down or right side up. It I very hard, and you penis sometimes gets erect.

Ohhh No I Pooped and im hard

87. (poop) (12↑, 13↓)
something that comes out of ur anus and into the toilet

hey man are we making la poop today yes we are jus poop out of ur anus and there u go

88. (poop) (7↑, 8↓)
cocaine, Students at USC and kids from the OC refer to cocaine as poop shnaps. (Cocaine makes you have to poop)

got poop? I love poop shnaps\!\! We ran out of poop shnaps already?- where's smiley?

Author: brentylllllll http://poop.urbanup.com/2875952
89. (poop) (7↑, 8↓)
A brown substance that comes out of the [butt]. Sometimes it's chunky or a liquid. People need to poop when they eat a lot of food.

I need to go poop. I just took a really big, juicy poop. Poop is brown. You're a mean poop-head.

Author: Balls in your face http://poop.urbanup.com/2465682
90. (poop) (7↑, 8↓)
A random thing to say at a random moment. or A lumpy brownish object made by Bush.

"Hey, whats up?" "Poop..." "Hows it going?" "Poopy\!"

91. (poop) (23↑, 24↓)
Excrement that comes out of a persons bum. Unless they shove food up there bum then poop comes out there mouth.

Ex1: Last night I took a steaming hot poop on jordens moms chest. Ex2: Wow I had turkey up my bum last night and man it came out my mouth all morning.

92. (Poop) (7↑, 8↓)
Danielle "can't get the poopy songs out of her head\!" and she can't get the poopy words from coming out of her mouth\!
93. (poop) (1↑, 3↓)
can be sometime blue.....and may even contian food i.e. CORN very beautiful, smells fucking great\! and great facial\! try it\! also GREAT for eating, and adding to your favorite recipes\!

POOP IS GOOD CHOCOLATE POOP PIE

Author: PENIS IS MY FRIEND http://poop.urbanup.com/5060084
94. (poop) (2↑, 4↓)
another word for darn, dang...

Jesse: Oh poop\! i have to write a 20 page essay\!

Author: kathi101010101 http://poop.urbanup.com/3897326
95. (poop) (1↑, 3↓)
Excrement. Object lacking worthiness

Natasha is just poop\!

96. (poop) (4↑, 6↓)
Poop is the brownies that come out of your behind and theyre really hot so you dont need to bake them and they dont smell too good but the taste, ohh... you don't wanna know :s.

Dude why you go poop? your poop smells like a locomotive full of screaming babies crashing into an aircraft carrier and the aircraft carrier is on fire\! Hey look there's brownies in the toilet\! I think ill have one\! OH DEAR GOD\!\!\!\! IM SUFFOCATING\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! OMG DUDE HEL-ACKKKK HOLY CRA-........ Other guy:......................i gotta take a poo

Author: The Guy that Likes to Post Random Definitions of Stuff http://poop.urbanup.com/3080577
97. (poop) (4↑, 6↓)
squishy stuff that comes out of your butt

Person 1: I just took a huge poop Person 2: lololololololololololol

Author: 7 Pound Butt Loaf http://poop.urbanup.com/2984435
98. (POOP) (7↑, 9↓)
Acronym. (verb). Stands for Pay out of Pocket. Often refers to a consumer having to pay for services or products not covered under one's insurance plan.

The insurance plan was far from perfect. While it did cover my doctor appointments, it did not cover my prescriptions, so I had to (POOP) for my medicines. Pooping--paying out of pocket.

99. (poop) (3↑, 5↓)
bodily waste that comes out of a person's anus and is plopped into a toilet and flushed down. Or a smell which is called a [Poopsniff]

I pooped in my toilet.

100. (poop) (13↑, 15↓)
Our little friends wich we end up giving up to the world of sewers unless we are BUTT MUNCHERS. (See butt munchers. Yes I wrote one for that)

Poop is one of the greatest gifts we could receive on Christmas morning. Yay\! A new friend\!

101. (poop) (16↑, 18↓)
You burn it and it will be funny. Go to Ratemypoo.com\! its a classic\!

It's A REAL SITE\!

Author: POOOOOOOOOOOOOPSHOOTER http://poop.urbanup.com/200195
102. (poop) (0↑, 3↓)
Int. (1) To express extreme disgust

Guy 1: So I heard that Wiz Khalifa's show got cancelled for tonight Guy 2: Poop\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

103. (poop) (0↑, 3↓)
the brown(also sometimes the green)stuff that comes out of a living organism's asshole

Little kid:"Mom,what just came out of my booty?" Mom:"Thats what scientists call feces or poop?"

104. (poop) (2↑, 5↓)
the stuff i like to eat

yum poop.

105. (Poop) (0↑, 3↓)
noun.-a biological entity with bad breathe and body odour and having a bacchanalian expression. Often lacks logical reasoning and judgement and suffers from a complete case of perennial confusion. adjective- a stupid idiot who sees to it dat each and every comment made by him is contradictory to his previous comment. Makes sure that he/SHE is the butt of evryones jokes. Showing gayish tendencies.

Uses in a sentence 1 Dude, just pooped it\! 2 Clean that poop right there\!

Author: darkvader007 http://poop.urbanup.com/4710341
106. (Poop) (1↑, 4↓)
Something being determined as being negative.

Well that shirt is poopy, you should get a new one. Is that a new car? it sure looks poopy. That haircut makes you look like poop.

Author: imightbeteh1 http://poop.urbanup.com/4266482
107. (poop) (0↑, 3↓)
a brown waste substance that is released from you ass hole when you squeeze. lol

i have to poop.

108. (poop) (2↑, 5↓)
a term used to describe Jacob and Ashley's weirdness.

Dude that was so poop\!

109. (Poop) (0↑, 3↓)
n. Excrement; defecation; feces; dung; stool; shit (slang) v. To expell fecal matter from the bowels Similar to: Urine

dood is poop upside down.

110. (Poop) (4↑, 7↓)
People Eat Our Patties

According to Episode 32 of SpongeBob Square Pants Poop is known as People Eat Our Patties in the Krusty Krab Commercial

111. (poop) (1↑, 4↓)
okaaay, so i was looking up this? well long story haha. and i got IMAGES, yes images, of shit\! who would want to see that? naaaaaawt me\!

the world is disgusting. :) poop. (i had to say that, cuz it wont let me post unless it said poop in the example.)

112. (poop) (4↑, 7↓)
smelly bad stuff that comes out when your butt gets mad at you and you like get all juicy and good

the juicy poop splattered all over george bushes face

113. (POOP) (10↑, 13↓)
People Order Our Pattys. Apeared on an episode of Spongebobsquarepants when Spongebob was first becoming an employee of the Krusty Krab

Just remember POOP.

Author: Turkishdelizite http://poop.urbanup.com/1936081
114. (Poop) (9↑, 12↓)
Brown stuff that comes out of dogs

That dog whent for a big poop in my toilet

115. (poop) (8↑, 11↓)
something said when one has nothing else to say. Expressing anger or frustration

Oh Poop\! The smell of burnt toast is slowly taking over my house\!

Author: Magik Red Anus http://poop.urbanup.com/382373
116. (poop) (17↑, 20↓)
nasty ass peice off shit that comes outta yo ass hole
Author: Isdis Yocom http://poop.urbanup.com/234280
117. (Poop) (1↑, 5↓)
Slang term used by teenagers to refer to a variety of drugs, most commonly used with marijuana.

Bob: Hey, Bob-2 you pick up the poop yet? Bob-2: Nah, man, but I'ma go get it right now. Bob: Aight, man, call me when you get the poop.

118. (poop) (9↑, 13↓)
something you do when you eat 300 pounds of taco bell, yeah seems like a lot of taco bell, but your the fatty.

Dude. Stop eating so much fucking taco bell, your gonna poop out a turd thats 6000 pounds and then your gonna break the toilet and then your gonna have to buy a new one and then your mom is gonna get mad at you so shes gonna kick you out of the basement you were living in and your gonna be standing in a cold dark alley waving a stupid fucking gross can of beans saying, "Money for the poor?" and everyone is gonna think that your freaking stupid and kick you until all your teeth fall and then a dog is gonna come up to you and bite your face off and then your gonna choke on your on own blood and then you die.

Author: The Guy that Eats Babies http://poop.urbanup.com/3080504
119. (POOP) (3↑, 7↓)
A) poop- adj; a common codeword for weed B) pooping- v; a common codeword for smoking C) can also be used as a codeword for anything you want. originated in woodlands middle school Lake Worth, Florida.

A) Lets get the poop from evan B) Are we smoking later ? C) We should poop out and chill with guys

Author: lindsay maryjewana http://poop.urbanup.com/3026611
120. (poop) (4↑, 8↓)
Nickname for low grade marijuana

"Yo, lets pack this blunt with your poop"

121. (poop) (10↑, 14↓)
smelly shit that comes out of anus

you smell like poop or did you poop on my rug?

122. (Poop) (5↑, 9↓)
A substance that comes out of the anus.

"Look at that poop that dog left there\!"

123. (poop) (8↑, 12↓)
Something that you put on your upper lip in a sad attempt to look cool by creating a "mustache."

Wow awesome mustache\!\!...Thanks I made it...I mean grew it this morning...

124. (poop) (3↑, 7↓)
Main authority in american society, more commanly known as pig, po po, or no officer I've only had on..one b...beer.

I spent all weekend in the poop station.

Author: Hideous J.J. http://poop.urbanup.com/188642
125. (poop) (1↑, 6↓)
what comes out of your ass\!

oh god that poop was huge

126. (poop) (0↑, 5↓)
Ejected from the anus this is a thick substance that is usually a brownish color ( can be other color ) made up from food products. Also know as shit or poo poo.

Dude I just took a huge poop\! It smells like your mom...

127. (poop) (2↑, 7↓)
stuff that leaves the anus

the norm: when u sit down push a few times, get up. the oh my god hurry up poop: whenu sit down for a few years and its only have way done; corn poop: the ones where ther is corn? lifeguard poop:the poop that floats on the surface and insists on having a party by maiking the other poops float best friend poop: the poop that never leaves u.

Author: shmanderzlii http://poop.urbanup.com/3535951
128. (poop) (4↑, 9↓)
Some really bad weed

Man that shits some POOP\!\!\!

129. (Poop) (3↑, 8↓)
Poop is a piece of waste that comes out of your butt. Poop can vary in sizes. Sometimes it can be big and chunky like a chocolate bar. Other times, it can be smooth and liquidy.

My brother ate so much for breakfast, he had to take a Poop during his afternoon science class.

130. (Poop) (8↑, 13↓)
slang terms for inside information

"is that the straight poop?"

131. (poop) (3↑, 8↓)
Any person , place, or thing deemed unsatisfactory, sub-par, or not meeting a certain standard.

1. We murdered that team, they was poop. 2. Don't cop from him no more, he sellin' poop.

132. (poop) (3↑, 8↓)
1. Exhaust 2. Feces

1. I'm pooped. *sigh* 2. I have to go poop.

Author: ChoujinkiMetalder http://poop.urbanup.com/1411746
133. (poop) (7↑, 12↓)
a brown, green or yellow colored substance that comes out of your butthole in many different shapes and sizes. Happens after you eat.

Wow\! That piece of poop is big\! I laughed so much i pooped in my pants.

134. (poop) (4↑, 9↓)
That icky smelly stuff that comes out of your butt when you take a number two. And I'm not talking about a value meal. It can sometimes contain bits of corn or other bits of undigested food.

It's that brown thing floating in the toilet when you look after taking a big healthy one.

Author: Anba Bazuro http://poop.urbanup.com/960982
135. (poop) (11↑, 16↓)
Brown, sticky logs that come in many varieties, the most popular being plain, peanuts or corn.

Man\! That girl I bung-holed last night must've had corn for lunch.

Author: Poop Meister http://poop.urbanup.com/688251
136. (poop) (2↑, 7↓)
a black or brown or any wied dark color of a sloppy substance that comes out of the ass hole

wow look at that poop

137. (poop) (3↑, 8↓)
mushy stuff that comes from your but

what is that creeping out of your ass?

138. (poop) (5↑, 10↓)
a smelly ugly little thing that is closly related to the chipmonkey (look it up\!)

run, poop, run\!

Author: dumpledude1001 http://poop.urbanup.com/257985
139. (Poop) (6↑, 11↓)
1) A pile of doggy do 2)something to say when you can't think of anything else

Mark: hi\! Sarah: POOP\!

140. (poop) (3↑, 8↓)
The brown long stuff that comes out of your ass

poop is digested food that exits the anus

141. (poop) (4↑, 9↓)
the stuff that comes out of your ass when you go to the craper.

i have to go take a poop.

142. (poop) (3↑, 8↓)
To excrete or \{wiz\} out of ones ANUS

I will literally Be POOPing in about 3 minutes, however by the time this is submitted, i shall be working at safeway and jack in the box, for a cadillac Catera.

143. (poop) (4↑, 9↓)
something disappointing

goddammit, its finals week and i have aids, catarcts, and ran out of weed. thats poop.

Author: Andrew Giminiani http://poop.urbanup.com/112632
144. (poop) (14↑, 19↓)
low-grade marijuana

that joint you sold me was poop

Author: Andrew Giminiani http://poop.urbanup.com/112629
145. (poop) (5↑, 10↓)
a smelly brown thing that you dont want to find in your pants or food.

oh i found this brown lump in my food

146. (poop) (2↑, 7↓)
(1) digested food mashed into a solid by the intestines and slips out the butthole (2) Often used in conversation and bragging also known as poo, poopie, doodoo, crap, feces, and anal jam

HEY MEGHAN--MY POO WAS LIKE AT LEAST A FOOT LONG AND IT DIDNT EVEN BREAK\!\! wow thats cool\! mine looked like a dove\! like a peep--the marshmallow doves\!

147. (poop) (3↑, 8↓)
A greeting used by engineers who have lost too many brain cells drinking beer and recalculating problems that have been solved long ago.

Bob: Hi Tim how was the test? Tim: poop Bob: That good huh? Tim: .....yeah....

148. (poop) (2↑, 7↓)
Waste secreted from the anus that isn't ejaculated and isn't always in a cylindrical shape.

I have to poop.

149. (poop) (5↑, 10↓)
party pooper, a cop out,

you old poop

150. (poop) (4↑, 10↓)
a smooshy sometimes hard brown sausage lookin thing that comes out of your ass hole

Sometimes after i have sex i have to poop.

151. (poop) (7↑, 13↓)
stuff that comes out cho ass. for realz.

poop. just straight up poop.

Author: GarrettHizzleDizzle http://poop.urbanup.com/2029163
152. (poop) (15↑, 21↓)
The shit. Cool. Sweet. Awesome.

Dude, that car is the poop\! You are the poop\!

Author: phantom_x1986 http://poop.urbanup.com/1918772
153. (poop) (3↑, 9↓)
a.k.a. [dookie] [shit] [dung-ditty-dung-dung] fuck that. that is yo shit nigga

i'm rub ma poop in yo face, bitch\!

154. (poop) (2↑, 8↓)
n. large brown stuff that smells funny. Comes shooting out of your ass at different velocities, depending on what you ate v. to shoot aformentioned brown stuff out your ass

1. That poop smells like my Uncle Roy's shower\! 2. The poop came out so fast it exploded my rectum

Author: Johnny da gangsta http://poop.urbanup.com/1868758
155. (poop) (5↑, 11↓)
something that you are capable of creating your whole life, yet you come here to learn about it.

"I just smeared by poop all over carla's sweet-spot last night\!"

Author: mashed potatoes http://poop.urbanup.com/1273435
156. (poop) (4↑, 10↓)
Another word for gossip, or trivial information.

Gimme the poop on Brian. I heard he was gay, and I heard he was Bi, then I heard he was straight.

157. (poop) (36↑, 42↓)
A large mass of anal mud that squeezes from between my lenkins and ronnis. Also my favorite food.

Bread makes me poop\!

Author: Robert Legindras http://poop.urbanup.com/1111645
158. (poop) (7↑, 13↓)
Poop, also called: Crap, Shit, Dung, Logs, Cow pie, and well... Anyway It comes out of ur ass, sometimes it hurts really bad other times it comes out smoothly..

uhh\!\!\!\! its stuck u u u u u u uu u u u u uuuu uuuuu uuuu ouch\!\!\!\!

159. (poop) (7↑, 13↓)
when you say that the shit (as in good) you could replace with poop

this is the shit yo this is the poop yo

160. (poop) (6↑, 12↓)
The natural human bodily waste that I find on the tip of my mushroom head after donkey punching all your mothers in their cornholio.

I fucked your mom up the ass and got poop all over my dick. It was weak.

161. (poop) (4↑, 10↓)
1. excrement, feces 2. to defecate 3. information

We stop at the nearest rest stop because I have to poop.

Author: Light Joker http://poop.urbanup.com/788188
162. (poop) (3↑, 9↓)
the term used to describe a computer which, after running perfectly fine for a while, decides to crash/bugger up for no apparent reason. This term is often used in conjunction with the windows operating system.

"Windows just went poop\!"

163. (Poop) (3↑, 9↓)
Crap that comes out of your buttoks.

Iv'e gottta let go of some poop.

164. (Poop) (8↑, 14↓)
poop

evil, brown, digestive paste

165. (Poop) (16↑, 22↓)
Mathematical terms: The "natural log"

The natural log of the base__(toilet)

Author: pronunciation: exactly how it sounds http://poop.urbanup.com/332022
166. (POOp) (0↑, 7↓)
A nasty saying for the term diareaha

I just took a stinky poop

Author: kjghkghkhgkghkjd http://poop.urbanup.com/2740233
167. (poop) (7↑, 14↓)
1. A club started by the legendary E-Murda after making fun of Kate's reincarnation of the womb; 2. The coolest club around;

Person1: "You goin to that poop meetin tonight?" Person2: "Yeah boiiiii\!"

168. (poop) (18↑, 25↓)
What Christina Aguilera's breath smells like.

Christina aguilera must have been eating her own anal waste today because her breath smell like poop.

Author: Davey Marchand http://poop.urbanup.com/1507024
169. (poop) (4↑, 11↓)
brown stuff that comes out of you after about 3-5 hours of digesting food. comes in a variety of shades, smells, colors, and textures, dependin on wat u ate.

the many names of poop: Poo Poo Poo Shit Dung Manure Droppings Pellets Feces Fecal Matter doo doo Doodie stool leavings crap waste dark matter etc.

Author: gunslingergirlvy_c_e http://poop.urbanup.com/1382619
170. (poop) (4↑, 11↓)
a term of disappointment. sort of a non-sweary way to say "fuck\!" when something goes wrong.

"my check bounced again. oh, poop\!"

171. (poop) (6↑, 13↓)
when you eat a lot you get cramps and then you have to do this, brown somethings green goo comes out into the toilet.

today i took a massive poop.

Author: spathonk you http://poop.urbanup.com/1053874
172. (poop) (1↑, 8↓)
A word commonly used for describing the taste and/or look of shitty ass commercial weed that has more stems and seeds than bud.

"It isn't poop, is it? If it is, put that shit way."

173. (poop) (2↑, 9↓)
a word used randomly by dr.dan and dr.ashton. means everything sucks, i need to talk, and poop

"poop..." "whats wrong, want to talk about it?"

Author: DR.Ashton and DR.Dan http://poop.urbanup.com/819836
174. (poop) (8↑, 15↓)
-there are many different kinds such as: *BUNNYTERD\!\!(aka mitch) *Little poopies that u like to eat *kinds that u like to squish *the ones that u cannot seem to find once they plop into the toilet *DIAREAH\!\!\!

look in the toilet, after ur done sitting, pushing, sweating, and sometimes if ur lucky FARTING\!\!

175. (poop) (0↑, 8↓)
poop: an abbreviation for people observing other people. these "poop"s include popularity hungry people, who watch the "popular" crowd's mood and then copy them, in an effort to be accepted by them. Another example of a poop is a scientist who studies human behavor, and therefor, watches people. Also, it could be a girl or boy watching a girl or boy that they have a crush on. Or anyone else that has characteristics of types of people listed above.

EXAMPLE 1: Scientist: (says to random passing guy) hm... look how that man chews his sandwich so slowely, how interesting\! random passing guy: dude, your such a poop EXAMPLE 2: Popularity hungry girl: oohh look how cute Janie's("popular" girl) new hair cut looks\! Maybe ill get my hair cut like that this weekend\! Populatiry hungry girl's friend: Stop being such a poop, that haircut would look horrible on you [poop][popular][p.o.o.p][gay][annoying person]

176. (Poop) (1↑, 9↓)
Feces, Defecation, Excrement, droppings, sh*t, turds...etc.

I have to defecate\!\!\!

Author: Captain Corndog http://poop.urbanup.com/760291
177. (poop) (3↑, 11↓)
worthless; cheap; unexciting; bad

Wrangler jeans are poop.

178. (poop) (9↑, 18↓)
Brown, lumpy, mushy, smelly, cone shaped object that comes right from the butt-y-hole. Sometimes blue, but only if you eat deep blue cotton candy. (And I reccomend you keep it in the toilet.)

Wow I had a biiiig poop last night\!

179. (Poop) (8↑, 17↓)
what I fling and what some people eat

shit

Author: psychoninja http://poop.urbanup.com/143399
180. (POOP) (2↑, 12↓)
An acronym standing for "pass out on pasta," "passed out on pasta," etc. A reference to Alex in the film A Clockwork Orange.

My friend and I POOPed together last night. George waited a long time before he could POOP.

181. (Poop) (18↑, 28↓)
poopy is what happens when you ingest the magic poopy and visit the one true god that is eddie (who owes you cigarettes) eddie is our lord on high (get it?) and was the victor of the poopy wars, started by anti-christ-poop who was a monkey... wearing a weights belt..... and sunglasses.... oh and a arab headress. for more information please contact general adam mc poop the poopiest of the poop or josh better than adam mc poop in the scale of poopiness but still lacks as much hair as adadm except his eyebrows or alternatively please visit www.savethepoop.com *unfortunately this website dosnt YET exist as we have no money *please send money * or alternatively you may visit www.talktofrank.co.uk and ask him about magic poop lots of love us

1. dude im like totally... totally.... i dunno.... poop. 2. dude rainbow road is so hard i keep falling off.... poop head 3. who you calling poop head, poop head 4.*dribble*

182. (poop) (4↑, 14↓)
The censor for the word 'shit' at the ZeldaPower forums. Replaces the old, cooler censor, [[candy cane]].

Holy [[poop]], that's awesome\!

Author: zeldas cousin the great http://poop.urbanup.com/1191258
183. (poop) (3↑, 13↓)
someone who disapoints you greatly or makes things less fun in any way.

you're not going to wear that new shirt? god you poop.

184. (poop) (15↑, 25↓)
some thing that happens when you put food up your butt, and comes out your mouth.

"God\! I have to take a poop\!" *opens mouth* *blah* "ahh relief\!"

185. (poop) (6↑, 17↓)
The substance know as anal fecal matter...from the butt...that excapes from the anal passage as propelled from the bowel at fangorious speeds. a.k.a-the brown ass butter that comes out fast.

While walking down the street i saw this guy and i asked him for some butter and he didnt have any so i went and chopped down a tree with my bare teeth..MY BARE TEETH then i wanted some salt so i went next store and she didnt havce any so i walked down the street and i saw this guy and i asked him for some butter.......................

186. (poop) (6↑, 17↓)
another word for shit, turd, poo etc

TED: Oh it poop again BILLY MADISON: AHAHAHAHA he called the shit poop\!

Author: kat is phat http://poop.urbanup.com/593623
187. (poop) (7↑, 21↓)
shit that shoots of your ass

dood got poop-

Author: sdadasdasdasdad http://poop.urbanup.com/255429
188. (poop) (1↑, 16↓)
a codename for weed or smoking

did you get the poop ? are we pooping later ?

Author: lindsay maryjewana http://poop.urbanup.com/2963927
189. (poop) (2↑, 18↓)
sumptin NASTY...that comes out tha anus hole\!\!\! hahahaha\!\!\!

Steve Stoczco is a poop\!\!\!\!

190. (poop) (28↑, 45↓)
1. (n) feces 2. (v.i.) to defecate

1. There is poop on the floor. 2. Damn cat, did you poop on the floor? That's it; you're dead. Come here. I said come here\! Don't run under the couch. You can't hide under there forever\!

191. (poop) (18↑, 38↓)
choclate looking lug coming from your ass that stinks

"there is choclate coming out of my ass yeah"

192. (poop) (5↑, 40↓)
Shit that comes out of the ass.

hey dont poop on me\! Ok ill stop pooping on you.

193. (poop) (32↑, 86↓)
The disgusting stuff that comes out of yours ass when you push. It is also eaten by cockroaches. Occasionally little kids eat their own poop.

Mommy: "Billy did you just eat your own poop?" Billy: "Yes." Mommy: "Oh."

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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